

Another example would be the Voltron hedgehog in Western Australia, which is very clearly not a giant milk carton. People will tell you that it is a milk carton, but milk cartons don't have eyes. It's very clearly a giant robotic hedgehog that is ready to fly into space at a moment's notice to defend the Earth with its laser spines. Laser is way better for this sort of giant robot battle action than keratin. Keratin is fine for letting house cats know that you are not to be trifled with, but when you're defending a planet you need laser. Years of research have gone into this.You can't see the laser spines right now, but you can see where they would come out. It can't use its laser spines inside the atmosphere, because too much of the good stuff would be ruined. Not good 'good stuff', but parts of Western Australia 'good stuff', which is still something that I have been lead to believe is not something that one wants ruined. There are people living there. This is second hand. I don't know this from my own experience. I'll look into it.
I know it's not as visually appealing as the plug-and-play, robot-lion gestalt stationed out of Japan, but it's a lot more awesome than nothing. It would need to be thoroughly investigated, but I'm pretty certain that it doesn't form up with other giant non-native robots. I haven't seen any about. Not that I've done that thorough investigation that I mentioned earlier, but I like to think we'd notice. You know. As a nation. Perhaps now that you know to be on the lookout you'll find the rest. I'm not saying for absolute certain that there is in fact more of these things squirrelled away around the country, but if you see something, let me know. It would be absolutely like the Australian government to go for the 'most cost efficient' option. Japan has both Lion Force and Vehicle Force Voltrons, and the Power Rangers, and who knows what else. They're prepared. We are not. There is a budgetary committee that has left us in the lurch on the whole invasion front.
No one could ever accuse Australia of becoming involved in an escalating arms race that would lead to mutually assured destruction on an interplanetary level. No one!
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