I don't know if you know this, but they're equipping elephants that were injured in the line of duty with advanced, 21st Century prostheses.
Okay, well that's partially true. The elephants were injured in the line of the duty of being an elephant, which is mostly just wandering around doing elephant shit. By which I mean the shit that elephants do in their day to day lives, as opposed to the shits that they do in their day to day lives. It is actually both, though. The shits are encompassed within the shit.
The power of English!
Anyway, it's pretty much all we should be asking of these guys. The shit and the shits. That and they don't do any of the aforementioned on the people furniture, but you want to be polite about that. Don't antagonise an elephant. That's some life advice.
Write it down.
So, in an attempt to stamp out crime they've now pushed these cyborg elephants into patrolling the streets, essentially making them the 'RoboCop of elephants'.
Here is an artist's rendition:
Okay, not an actual artist. It was me. I photoshopped that. It's the same picture from the top, but zoomed in and tilted a little. Did you notice? I'm not going to do two. Maybe I will, because I also potatoshopped this:
That's his partner. It's a potato. They're a team.
Okay, not all of what I am telling you is true, but you know what? You are not the boss of me. You're not my mum or dad. Well, one of you is my mum and dad. Two separate ones. Not the same one. Probably. I'm pretty sure my mum and dad still read these (Hi guys!).
But you know what else? They aren't even the boss of me either. I'm a fully grown arse adult. I mean, my arse might do some more growing. Summer is coming, and that is my favourite season to 'not ever go outside' as much as possible. I hate the sun, along with a lot of the other outside things.
I've totally lost my train of thought now.
Look, here is a video that will probably clarify those truthful bits of what I've been saying, and what is wild speculation.
It would be fair to say that my version was more spectacular. It's the Hollywood version. The Bollywood version would have a huge dance number.
Huge from the size of the elephants, not the number of elephants. We can only have four, because of the budget.
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